TED上奧斯卡啦

『品牌』：Ted

『中文名』：電影泰迪熊毛絨娃娃

『英文名』：Funko Talking Ted Wacky Wobbler Bobble Head

『產地』：中國東莞！中國制造的標簽遍佈世界各地，大部分美國本土產品不可避免的是Made in China，介意者請不要購買。

『詳細說明』：

• 官方授權
• 每隻熊熊會說臺詞
• 最小的為15cm左右背包掛件
• 其次為8 inch（約20cm）
• 16 inch（約40cm）不但發聲，嘴巴也能跟著動
• 24 inch（約60cm）是最大的，而且和電影中的大小一致
• R級有粗口，PG級為剪輯版沒有粗口
• TED熊分為鑰匙鏈版(綠標) 40cm(綠標/紅標) 60cm(綠標/紅標)，這些都是會發聲的電子產品

• 40cm都是嘴會動，電池可以更換的，是AAA型號，應該就是國內的5號

  60cm(電影裡1:1比例)都是嘴不會動，電池能更換的

  綠標是12個短句版(含少量臟話和經典語句i love you)

  紅標就是熊友稱之的唱歌版(含臟話較多，裡面有熊唱歌的段子)

  所有的TED熊都是R限制級，不合適年幼的小孩，尤其是紅標，綠標到沒那麼多臟話。

  請不要再問是不是臟話版，因為熊是限制級都含臟話隻是臟話多少的問題。

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  • 此熊是在全美大熱電影Ted中的那隻猥瑣熊

  • 這是會說12短句電子版，由三節AAA電池供電，爆粗口的，嘴會動的

   

  
  
  
  
  

  這個是會說好話的熊說的內容：
   Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth
  Ted 16-Inch R-Rated Talking Plush Teddy Bear w/ Moving Mouth:
  
  This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors. 
  Not your average teddy bear! 
  He's the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film. 
  This Ted Talking Plush with Moving Mouth says some raunchy stuff. 
  Speaks 5 phrases, including the Thunder Song! 
  This Ted R-Rated 16-Inch Talking Plush with Moving Mouth features the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film. He'll keep you entertained for hours! Ted looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy when he starts saying stuff. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover! You'll love this 16-inch, 1:1 scale Ted Plush, even if he does say some bawdy clips from Ted. Requires 3x "AA" batteries (replaceable), included. They should last about 3,000 hits. Ages 18 and up. 
  The R-rated version of the Talking Ted Plush with Moving Mouth speaks 5 phrases from the Ted movie (subject to change): 
  "Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm-I'm a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded." 
  "You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f@!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'" 
  "Well you never should've trusted me, I'm on drugs!" 
  "Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise)." 
  "Oh f@!# that, it's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years; where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, @!#hole? Where's my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#! C'mon!"

   

  這個是會說臟話的熊說的內容：

   

  Ted 16-Inch Talking Plush Teddy Bear with Moving Mouth Case:
   
  Look! His mouth is moving! 
  The whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film. 
  This plush is the "clean-talking" version of Ted. 
  His mouth moves right along with what he says! 
  This case contains 4 individually packaged Ted 16-Inch Talking Plush Teddy Bear with Moving Mouth. 
  Carry the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane's Ted film with you everywhere you go. This hilarious Ted 16-Inch Talking Plush with Moving Mouth will keep you entertained for a countless amount of time! He looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort, and actually quite the raunchy little guy. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show you can't judge a book by its cover. You'll love this Ted Talking Plush whose mouth moves right along with what he says! You can not change the batteries in Ted as they are irreplaceable. They should last about 3,000 hits.
   
  The "clean-talking" version of Ted states the following 12 phrases (subject to change): 
   
  "I look like something you give your kid when you tell them Grandma died." 
  "C'mon, I don't sound that much like Peter Griffin." 
  "That's my bad. I was sending a tweet." 
  "The brewski run." 
  "I wuv you." 
  "Okay, alright, so that's where we'll draw the line." 
  "You know what I'd like to do to her... something I call the 'dirty Fozzie.'" 
  "Will you take care of me forever and ever?" 
  "Good talk, Coach." 
  "Stick your finger in the loop of my tag." 
  "C'mere, ya bastard." 
  "I didn't know you had a baby - is it alive?"
   

   一起來欣賞下賤熊精彩的劇照吧，嘻嘻

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

   

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